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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 01:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Whenever I write a novel, I struggle with the end, should I make it open? Should the good win or the bad win? Sometime I don't even have an ending, what should I do?

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What disturbed you today?

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Red Cross says at least 21 killed and dozens shot in Gaza aid incident - BBC

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Do you even realise that NASA could've hid or bury every single piece of evidence for a flat-earth and exaggerate their evidence? Have you ever question materialist scientific narratives?

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Are you afraid of being alone?

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What does it mean when a British person says "I can't be asked"?

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Has anyone ever participated in a gang bang and what was it like?

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Senators get ready to roll out a new crypto bill - Politico

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

8 Products That Skin Experts Say Can Slow Collagen Loss - Vogue

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Texas vs. Texas Tech Championship Set for College Softball World Series Bracket 2025 - Bleacher Report